Showing posts with label holiday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label holiday. Show all posts

Monday, 21 December 2015

A Visit From Cassilda


Twas a night not unlike any midwinter's eve,
The landscape was quiet, the world slept in peace.
After saying my prayers and being tucked into bed,
I floated on dreams that spun through my head.
When out in the field, there sounded a screaming,
I woke from my slumber to discover its meaning.
Away to the window, my hand on my heart,
I threw back the sash, and stared into the dark.
The moon in the sky shone like a brand,
Spilling cold light all over the land.
And what did I see out in the snow?
The host of heaven and those from below.
As they stood in a line, shoulder to shoulder,
I could feel in my soul the night growing colder.
“Child,” spoke a voice from out of the black.
“Witness this scene and know it is fact.
The time has arrived for a changing of season.
Gone are the days of wisdom and reason.”
Then demon and angel, sacred, abhorred,
Presented their arms and fell on their swords.
Blood spread from their bodies that covered the earth
And seeped into the history buried deep in the dirt.
A horrible moment of stillness and quiet
Was followed upon by a terrible riot.
A great piercing cry ne'er heard before
Shook the foundation, from surface to core
It rose from the host that lay on the ground,
The soul of creation, unfettered, unbound.
The firmament rent, cracked open wide
From out poured the nameless hidden inside.
Ineffable terror crept over my skin
Visions of torment without and within.
Lasting forever, the moment soon passed.
And sanity dissolved the spell that was cast.
I heard the voice speak as it faded from sight,
“This is the start of the long winter night.”


Friday, 8 July 2011

Hell on Earth


I recently returned from a trip to the Cayman Islands, where I spent a good deal of time underwater.  When I wasn't breathing compressed air through a plastic mouthpiece, I was alternately sunning myself/reading the shit novel my friend bought me at an airport bookstore.

We rented a car on our last day on Grand Cayman, and toured the island.  One must-see attraction was Hell.  Hell is named for an acre-large geologic formation on the island's west end.  There, black limestone pokes out of the ground; pointy, craggy rocks reaching toward the sky.  There's no clear history on why the place is called Hell, but one story tells us that a local official was heard to say, "This must be what Hell looks like."

I have in no way altered this photo. I didn't paint over the clear blue sky or desaturate the trees.

Hell, Grand Cayman is one of a handful of places named such.  It might surprise no one to learn there are two Hells in the US, and, oddly, one in Norway.

Norway's Hell was not named for the mythic place, although it does exist within Norwegian theology, spelled Hel.  Rather, the Norwegian Hell (insert necessary "cold" joke here), comes from the word hellir, which means overhang or cliff cave.

Hell, California, was a short-lived town the middle of nowhere. Founded in 1954, the town at one time boasted a gas station and a bar.  Now, from what I understand, it's just a sandy patch in the desert off I-10.

Hell, Michigan, unlike it's California cousin, still exists today.  Officially named Hell in 1841, the place is a major kitsch distribution centre.  Interestingly, Hell, MI, might get its name from the German hell, meaning bright.  Story goes that a German couple descended from their stagecoach into the bright summer day and exclaimed "So schon hell!"  The locals overheard their remark and, for reasons that are lost to us but might have something to do with misinterpretation, named the place Hell.  Another, much more dismissive story suggests the town was so named as a gentle "fuck you" to town founder George Reeves who said, "You can name it Hell for all I care."

If you ever happen to be on Grand Cayman, in southern Norway, or in Livingston County, MI, I'd suggest taking a detour through Hell.  Although there wasn't much to Hell, C.I. other than some cool looking rocks and a dude named Ivan dressed as a devil, it was worth it just to say I'd been to Hell and back.

Where the hell?

Tuesday, 8 June 2010

Away Message


Ah summertime!  For most people that just means it's hot out.  For others, it's vacay.  For me, it's both.  I'm heading out of town--way out of town--for a working holiday over the next month and will likely not be posting much of anything for the next few weeks.  I invite you to peruse my catalogue of ramblings in my absence.  And even though I didn't stockpile Zombots! posts in preparation for my trip, I did record a load of Avods with Count Vardulon; new shows will air each week.  Keep an ear open for hilarious time-sensitive confusion.

So, know that while I am hard at work on a tropical island paradise, I'm also thinking about a lot about horror.  Sunny, warm, tropical horror.

Yours in fear,
The DM