Sawn In Full

I know you.  I know what you're thinking.  You're wondering how many traps were made by Jigsaw and his associates.  You want to know what moral lessons were taught to unwilling students.  And you would really like a precise body count for the entire Saw franchise.

Well, here's your answer, honkytonk!

Many thanks to the good people at WayToBlue for drawing up this infographic chart to help us navigate the Saw franchise.

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Death by Chocolate

Halloween is that special time of year when two of my most-loved creations on earth, horror movies and cake, are merged to form some of the most terrifying confections ever conceived by man. Not since Willy Wonka opened his factory to the public, have we ever been in more danger of being destroyed by our candied creations.

If it's good enough for Indiana Jones, eyeball soup is good enough for you.

Not only does this cake let you eat a man, but you have the choice to feast on his decapitated head before moving on to the more meaty arm and shoulder.

Hard to believe this cake only placed 3rd. If first prize wasn't a devil's food Orca being attacked by a marzipan Jaws, then the competition was rigged.

Two more entries in the "eye see you" category. I'm particularly impressed by the one on top because not only can this cake watch you eat it, but it can also hear and feel you devour its soul.

Remember that scene in LOTR? You know, that one with the giant octopus? Have you ever wanted to, like, you know, eat it?

Best. Cupcake. Ever.