Humongous

Bad writing, bad acting, nudity. This movie's got it all!

Except for the huge, lumbering, slobbering, bloated man-thing the title and copy suggest. Instead it's got a huge, lumbering, starving man. And he's an ugly bastard, too, make no mistake. But I was a little disappointed when, at the reveal, he was not the fat walking stomach I was hoping for.

Set the bar low, people, and avoid similar disappointments.